Kiraejy Tawk (Crazy Talk)

A long long time ago i can still remember how that music used to make me smile...
And well,, what do you know?
It Still does...

I've been off of orkut since a long time now..i have a new guilty pleasure, Facebook.

What I don't get is people who you don't know , send u a friend request and then say stuff like " You don't know me, But i know you" and now u have to guess who I am...
What these dumb-asses don't get is why would i wanna guess..You havent put up a name, You're just a creepy guy/gal who has enough time on their hands to troll the internet for people they can bug... What is even creepier is most of them are people who wouldnt really make a difference to you... That's just sad for them , They need a hobby, arts n crafts, knitting, reading (ooh thats a nice one), or say music... Maybe even therapy...

But enough about them, I finally completed one year at my new institute, It went well...i came out the other side breathing and with all limbs intact... Although the polite people at ahemm ahemm ( that's the code word for my institute) tried to make sure i didnt...
But still a victory is a victory... I feel that i may face a lot of difficulty finding a job when my time comes ( when i pass out , not when i kick the bucket )..mostly because of the slowdown and also the fact that i dont have any special marketable skill...I'd be better off finding a recession free job...I dont think there's such a job like a mattress tester ( see thats funny to the people who know that i'm lazy, not the creepy stalker people of orkut ) or a professional money spender...

Anyways i'm sure the economy will catch up...

Moving on I still dont see how jobs are gonna come back...Whats gonna happen companies will start putting out extra chairs, tables and computers for people just because they dont know who to give their extra money to...i maybe pessimistic because i dont see myself going anywhere...

Ok then... people , to summarize here's a little rhyme for you

Black dog - Episode III- Jacky Bhagnani AKA Mimmoh 2- The Mystery continues

The black dog got fired
From all the interviews he got tired
So he logged onto the net
a little action he tried to get

But the crazies got him too
said they met him at the zoo
They said they knew him as well
From where they'd never tell

But the black dog was smart
Coz of his former art
He used to be a junky
He called up mimmoh the funky

Mimmoh got all mad
His movie did real bad
On his ass he'd gotten the boot
His pricey guns didnt even shoot

So he called up Jacky Bhagnani
Said he needed a little money
To help out his friend the mutt
and in the process kick a lil crazy butt

But then the dog realised
he'd end up on the losing side
coz the crazies are still people
EVEN if they are CRAZY people

Moral of the poem...
Crazy people are just that, they're crazy...They cant help it

16.67% MBA aka Freedom of Speech

People who've been eagerly waitin for bhaizee...are gonna have to wait...I need to complain first...

I am home right now...I'll be back in college tommorow...And it sucks...

So I'm here playing Hallelujah (the Jeff Buckley version) on my acoustic guitar that is just" a few dino ka mehmaan"...

feelin kinda pissed...

After so much hard work (ahemm) due to some stupid-ass guy or girl, who couldn't keep their thingies in their pants, I'm gonna have to take the stats test again...I mean not just me, around 50 other people in my class are gonna have to take it as well...

But why god, why???

And you tattle tail....whoever you are...If I had to play a song for you, It would probably be Kurt Angle's (from WWE) theme with the "You Suck" in between, And for your information...You do suck...Giant, Salty Donkey Balls....
:P

So here' a poem dedicated to that giant butthole, I affectionately call tattle tail-the shikaayati tattu....



YOU SUCK

In the morning, you suck
In the evening, you suck
At night you suck
You must be a sucker

You ratted on us all
from grace, did you fall
you're shit to us all
You must be a sucker

Not once did you think
How badly you stink
you stink you stink
You stinker you sucker

We'll move past this setback
reading peter drucker
But You wont be forgotten
You big BIG sucker...



But hey...
that's just my opinion
You all might love the tattle tail coz he did it for the" greater Good"

Other than that I kinda had a pretty normal first trimester here at BIMTECH...
If they ask for ideas for college T-Shirts, you know some kind of a tag line, I have a great one

"BIMTECH- here sleeping is overrated, So are our placements!!!"

On the positive side I have made quite a few good friends...But then i'm always known to have had a Magnetic personality...And my friends "You all do indeed ROCK"

Love You all
Peace...

Songs I Love Today:

Love Reign O'er Me - The Who
I Will Survive - Cake
What I want - Daughtry Feat Slash
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Nightrain - Guns N Roses

Seksual Connotations....

Sorry for postin' after such a long time...
Its been quite a revelation these few months...I took the dreaded CAT...and am finally on road to bein an MBA...
Phew...

Anywhoo....

Being short of current happenings...The best thing I can give u guys is another poem...
(For People Who are not familiar with my brand of poetry, It is a take on all pretentious poets out there.... Yeah...I am Watchin U)

I saw an ape
He was eating a grape
the grape was sour(saar)
he threw it on a car

The car swerved
and hit a curve
Andy roddick's cool
and he's got an awesome serve


But Indian's arent gay
june comes before may
May is swell
My laptop is by dell

Dell is cheap
Thom Yorke sings creep
So does Cartman
he also frequently farts man

But that isn't an issue
You won't need a tissue
Coz this poem is happy
Popeye's dad is called pappy

Pappy is pappy
Ab bachche....Nappy mein bhi Happy...
My Mba is form Bimtech
and Bimtech is Crappy...

Phew....

Wait up Guys

Guys ...stay tuned for the next post

MiMMoh And My love of films,guitar and Tambola

MiMMoh And My love of films,guitar and Tambola


The black dog was black
he found another sack
he filled it up with crack
found a roomie called jack

jack became a junkie
mimmoh chakrobarty is funky
so is his dad
for his film MARD i'm glad

So am I for Shapath, Saazish and mawaali no1
dancing and acting and making funny faces in the films was all he could have done
it all worked out well...
for a 55 year old guy he looks swell

Like all good things come to an end...
Like all good guitar necks bend..
Its time for this poem to now cease
I predict Mimmoh will be a star even before his film's release

To end things tambola is what life is like ...
Helps u earn money to cope with the price hike...
But people we got lots of things to learn
17, 21, 33, yes!!! First house Gone...Yippeee

Chak De India!!!

Its been a while since my last post...

And a lot has happened in the days between...
India won the twenty20 world cup
Some guy became Indian Idol
The Sensex crossed 16000 and 17000
I saw Chak de India

But the 20/20 win was what stole the show...

India played some amazing cricket...And deservedly won the world cup...and was praised heavily by the govt...Also by the fans...

I dont understand Indian Cricket Fans...Which would mean that i dont understand myself(Me being a cricket fan too)...which kinda makes sense...
Anywho...Indian fans are unpredictable...they always want to win...which is good, and they dont take too kindly to defeats...which is kinda good...but come to think of it...the same fans who showered such praise on the team for winning...would have cursed, burnt effigies, stoned houses and rioted...had sreesanth dropped the catch...and India had lost....To Pakistan...
Thankfully we won...

Which is basically the end of my point...


Another thing that really got me was chak de india...

A good movie but it had stuff that i didnt get...
The Indian women's team lost to the men's team 3-2...
And later lost to the Aussie women's team 7-0...
which doesnt speak so highly of the indian mens team...
Also...why make the final so nail biting...We all knew who would win...
Wouldn't be a such a good movie if India lost, does it...Why not make it a 10-0 win...showcasing the MIGHT of the indian team...instead winning 5-4 actually shows that the aussie team was not upto the mark...And India's victory was a fluke...

Anyway...

A new poem in the offing...

Stay tuned...

Sleep Facts

Its really rare when I find myself sound asleep...

I actually dont know anyone who considers himself or herself a sound sleeper...Coz the way I see it a sound sleeper is one who keeps on sleeping come what may...And everyone i know can be awakened by say...a linkin park song, or a nokia 1100 ringtone, or even a not so loud shout...

Therefore a sound sleeper is one who cannot be woken up by any sound...hence..."A Sound Sleeper"...

Me, my morning sleep is usually cut short by a Prabhaat Fairy...which chooses to be the loudest when it passes under my balcony...Or sometimes by dreams of furry snakes...And when i mean furry, i mean werewolf furry...Think about it...Furry snakes, slithering all around...that'll cause you to wake up...

You think i'll be worried...dreaming about furry snakes more than once...But what i heard is that snakes are a sign of virility. Although in some other cultures...it is sign that ur going INSANE...
I think i'd prefer the first one...

Getting back to the topic at hand..
.
So I think that sound sleeping is kind of like god's way of tellin u...You can have a sound sleep or you can wake up in case someone breaks into ur house, or incase there's an earthquake ...Because...if linkin park doesnt wake u nothing will...

Therefore...God gives us Chester Bennington...Or closer to home, Anu Malikk...Or those doorbells that go..doodoodoodooodooodooodoooodooo!!!

So that we can practice being Unsound sleepers...

Moving on...Updates for all popular shows...
Kasauti Zindagi Ke...being taken off air
Full fledged war on Kasturi between Kasturi and Robbie over Raunak...
PS...who names their kid Robbie??? Not even a full name like robin or robbieshwar...But Robbie

While we're on the topic, Who names their son Ajgar Jurraat?(Movie Vishwatma)...Or who names his kid Mogambo...Or even better Shaakaal???

Another thing I dont get is...
Why Christian families in movies always have bad Hindi???They might have a Sucky English but they speak broken Hindi...They dont speak Spanish or Italian or dogri...

So simply put..they dont know any language...they just pop out from under the water...and say stuff like..." God aisa kyun Kiya" or "Gunda ke maafik kyun dekhta Man"

That's just crazy...

Anyways back to TV shows...
Yes my bet is on the great Khali to defeat batista at Summer slam...

So to recall everything...
I am not a sound sleeper
I Have strong Libido
Bad news for kasauti fans
Bollywood Christians dont know any language
And the great khali rocks
basically craziness continues