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Friday, October 9, 2009

Cinemalovers Incorporated...


Its over a century old, but cinema has been homo-sapiens' favorite past time since the times of Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens and Metropolis. Back home Dadasaahab phalke ruled the roost for a good decade or so. The face of cinema changed with Chaplin and Welles in the west and went through a terrific transformation in the east with stalwarts like Akira Kurosawa and Guru Dutt.

But sadly the world of cinema today stands divided between people who love the art of cinema and the people who love movies.

Now, I like to think of myself as a smart guy, and i'm pretty sure i am. I also have a keen eye for Cinema but I find myself fighting the urge of getting into a fistfight with anyone who said he/she liked Love Aaj Kal. Dont get me wrong if movies like Love Aaj Kal weren't being made our beloved industry would have long vanished , but to say the movie is actually good is something i cannot seem to digest.

Now me, I loved the Kaminey side of things- The beauty and darkness of Vishal's masterpiece, Dev D- the almost sadistic retelling of the great bong tragedy, Satya- the poetic yet bloody tale of love, deceit and war. And these are movies that have actually been dubbed as 'great'. Leaving aside the plethora of indian masterpieces of the 40's, 50's and 60's.

I do have a habit of imposing my burden of knowledge on all my peers. Though I myself have been subject to some of my friends' burden of knowledge (Read Munna, Sam and Aah Aman). But this seemed to teach me what truly good cinema is. And I do feel the need to teach my friends the same. But i guess that is where the pooch gets screwed.

Although movies like Love Aaj Kal, Fanaa, Dhoom 2, Krish etc, to me were equivalent to a heap of celluloid fecal matter, it needs to be said that for the average moviegoer they were a few hours away into a world free of their worrisome lives.

A world where they wanted to kiss Aishwarya Rai on the lips and have her kiss them back, A world where they wanted to be saved by a superhero like Krish,A world where the sight of seeing Shah Rukh Khan die made their eyes well up, even a world where the girls wanted to wear Churidaars like Deepika Padukone and dance their way around the labyrinth that is Delhi with an "apparently cool" hero.

This is where the thinking part comes in. We all love movies. In our different ways. So why this constant need to one-up the other.

So here's calling a truce... We will keep on loving the movies that compel us to think for weeks about the ending, that make us visit imdb.com to see who played who and look at all the trivia we seemed to miss. And all of you keep on loving the cinema that makes you smile and sing and dance for 3 hours and that gives you the juice to better deal with the major buzzkill that is your nay our life.

And finally as the great Charlie Chaplin put it
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close up, but a comedy in long shot."

Who are we to say what's what?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Kiraejy Tawk (Crazy Talk)


A long long time ago i can still remember how that music used to make me smile...
And well,, what do you know?
It Still does...

I've been off of orkut since a long time now..i have a new guilty pleasure, Facebook.

What I don't get is people who you don't know , send u a friend request and then say stuff like " You don't know me, But i know you" and now u have to guess who I am...
What these dumb-asses don't get is why would i wanna guess..You havent put up a name, You're just a creepy guy/gal who has enough time on their hands to troll the internet for people they can bug... What is even creepier is most of them are people who wouldnt really make a difference to you... That's just sad for them , They need a hobby, arts n crafts, knitting, reading (ooh thats a nice one), or say music... Maybe even therapy...

But enough about them, I finally completed one year at my new institute, It went well...i came out the other side breathing and with all limbs intact... Although the polite people at ahemm ahemm ( that's the code word for my institute) tried to make sure i didnt...
But still a victory is a victory... I feel that i may face a lot of difficulty finding a job when my time comes ( when i pass out , not when i kick the bucket )..mostly because of the slowdown and also the fact that i dont have any special marketable skill...I'd be better off finding a recession free job...I dont think there's such a job like a mattress tester ( see thats funny to the people who know that i'm lazy, not the creepy stalker people of orkut ) or a professional money spender...

Anyways i'm sure the economy will catch up...

Moving on I still dont see how jobs are gonna come back...Whats gonna happen companies will start putting out extra chairs, tables and computers for people just because they dont know who to give their extra money to...i maybe pessimistic because i dont see myself going anywhere...

Ok then... people , to summarize here's a little rhyme for you

Black dog - Episode III- Jacky Bhagnani AKA Mimmoh 2- The Mystery continues

The black dog got fired
From all the interviews he got tired
So he logged onto the net
a little action he tried to get

But the crazies got him too
said they met him at the zoo
They said they knew him as well
From where they'd never tell

But the black dog was smart
Coz of his former art
He used to be a junky
He called up mimmoh the funky

Mimmoh got all mad
His movie did real bad
On his ass he'd gotten the boot
His pricey guns didnt even shoot

So he called up Jacky Bhagnani
Said he needed a little money
To help out his friend the mutt
and in the process kick a lil crazy butt

But then the dog realised
he'd end up on the losing side
coz the crazies are still people
EVEN if they are CRAZY people

Moral of the poem...
Crazy people are just that, they're crazy...They cant help it