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MiMMoh And My love of films,guitar and Tambola

MiMMoh And My love of films,guitar and Tambola


The black dog was black
he found another sack
he filled it up with crack
found a roomie called jack

jack became a junkie
mimmoh chakrobarty is funky
so is his dad
for his film MARD i'm glad

So am I for Shapath, Saazish and mawaali no1
dancing and acting and making funny faces in the films was all he could have done
it all worked out well...
for a 55 year old guy he looks swell

Like all good things come to an end...
Like all good guitar necks bend..
Its time for this poem to now cease
I predict Mimmoh will be a star even before his film's release

To end things tambola is what life is like ...
Helps u earn money to cope with the price hike...
But people we got lots of things to learn
17, 21, 33, yes!!! First house Gone...Yippeee

Chak De India!!!

Its been a while since my last post...

And a lot has happened in the days between...
India won the twenty20 world cup
Some guy became Indian Idol
The Sensex crossed 16000 and 17000
I saw Chak de India

But the 20/20 win was what stole the show...

India played some amazing cricket...And deservedly won the world cup...and was praised heavily by the govt...Also by the fans...

I dont understand Indian Cricket Fans...Which would mean that i dont understand myself(Me being a cricket fan too)...which kinda makes sense...
Anywho...Indian fans are unpredictable...they always want to win...which is good, and they dont take too kindly to defeats...which is kinda good...but come to think of it...the same fans who showered such praise on the team for winning...would have cursed, burnt effigies, stoned houses and rioted...had sreesanth dropped the catch...and India had lost....To Pakistan...
Thankfully we won...

Which is basically the end of my point...


Another thing that really got me was chak de india...

A good movie but it had stuff that i didnt get...
The Indian women's team lost to the men's team 3-2...
And later lost to the Aussie women's team 7-0...
which doesnt speak so highly of the indian mens team...
Also...why make the final so nail biting...We all knew who would win...
Wouldn't be a such a good movie if India lost, does it...Why not make it a 10-0 win...showcasing the MIGHT of the indian team...instead winning 5-4 actually shows that the aussie team was not upto the mark...And India's victory was a fluke...

Anyway...

A new poem in the offing...

Stay tuned...

Sleep Facts

Its really rare when I find myself sound asleep...

I actually dont know anyone who considers himself or herself a sound sleeper...Coz the way I see it a sound sleeper is one who keeps on sleeping come what may...And everyone i know can be awakened by say...a linkin park song, or a nokia 1100 ringtone, or even a not so loud shout...

Therefore a sound sleeper is one who cannot be woken up by any sound...hence..."A Sound Sleeper"...

Me, my morning sleep is usually cut short by a Prabhaat Fairy...which chooses to be the loudest when it passes under my balcony...Or sometimes by dreams of furry snakes...And when i mean furry, i mean werewolf furry...Think about it...Furry snakes, slithering all around...that'll cause you to wake up...

You think i'll be worried...dreaming about furry snakes more than once...But what i heard is that snakes are a sign of virility. Although in some other cultures...it is sign that ur going INSANE...
I think i'd prefer the first one...

Getting back to the topic at hand..
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So I think that sound sleeping is kind of like god's way of tellin u...You can have a sound sleep or you can wake up in case someone breaks into ur house, or incase there's an earthquake ...Because...if linkin park doesnt wake u nothing will...

Therefore...God gives us Chester Bennington...Or closer to home, Anu Malikk...Or those doorbells that go..doodoodoodooodooodooodoooodooo!!!

So that we can practice being Unsound sleepers...

Moving on...Updates for all popular shows...
Kasauti Zindagi Ke...being taken off air
Full fledged war on Kasturi between Kasturi and Robbie over Raunak...
PS...who names their kid Robbie??? Not even a full name like robin or robbieshwar...But Robbie

While we're on the topic, Who names their son Ajgar Jurraat?(Movie Vishwatma)...Or who names his kid Mogambo...Or even better Shaakaal???

Another thing I dont get is...
Why Christian families in movies always have bad Hindi???They might have a Sucky English but they speak broken Hindi...They dont speak Spanish or Italian or dogri...

So simply put..they dont know any language...they just pop out from under the water...and say stuff like..." God aisa kyun Kiya" or "Gunda ke maafik kyun dekhta Man"

That's just crazy...

Anyways back to TV shows...
Yes my bet is on the great Khali to defeat batista at Summer slam...

So to recall everything...
I am not a sound sleeper
I Have strong Libido
Bad news for kasauti fans
Bollywood Christians dont know any language
And the great khali rocks
basically craziness continues

A Change...

I was watching Scrubs today...Being one of my favorite shows on TV...I hardly have anything bad to say about it...In fact the show rules... the best thing about the show, to me is the main protagonist called JD or Dr John Dorian played oh so brilliantly by Zach Braff...

And today i felt the show taught me an important lesson...

You see, in today's episode JD is telling his friends that he is planning to ask out a girl whose husband has been in a Coma in the hospital for a long time...And his friends try to talk him out of it, telling him how inappropriate and unethical it is...JD tells them that instead of advising him on how he should manage his love life...the people should actually manage their own love life...And that they should know how lucky they are to be with someone...they constantly bicker about their own relationships not knowing what would happen if they were all alone...Because the worst thing in life...Being Alone

We spend so much time trying to improve what we have or trying to mold what we have into something better....That we forget the most important thing...We actually have it...

And whether it be a relationship or a friendship...thinking distance or arguments or anything else to be factors that would cause harm is actually wrong because these are the things that actually bring you closer...

Knowing that you have someone is enough...to get you through the day...But the Shittiest thing is knowing that you've let 'em go...

Coz then , In the words of the great ERIC CARTMAN : "You've kicked yourself in the nuts"

So, I learnt something today...No amount of distance or arguments can keep me from loving my friends or the person I love...because more than all their imperfections i am thankful for the most important thing...I have them as mine...

So all my friends here's whoever you wanna call me thanking you from the bottom of my heart...

I am still the crazy guy who'll piss you off so bad and you laugh it all off...And believe me many crazy posts are still in the offing...But I owed this to someone...

Love You All...

Peace!!!

"Ode To A Town ,An Animal ,A ground and a friend"

It seems like most people who write blogs...write lots of poetry...most of it bad...all of it is pretentious...

BUT...

I am a good poet...
Most of you all dont know it...
i've been poetrieng before i learnt how to tie my shoe...
So Kids...here's some real poetry for you....

Ahem....

"Ode To A Town ,An Animal ,A ground and a friend"

A dog was black...
he lived in a sack
he overdosed on crack
got kicked out of his shack

his friends were angry...
he was also shlangry...
but shlangry isnt a word
i like to eat curd...

Curd is made of milk...
good suits and sarees are of silk...
most people are out of luck ...
an alien went to thodo ground and got the centre pitch for an hour but he scored a duck...

A duck (0) is round...
my nokia 6600 has low sound...
but gunu wants to buy it immediately
and if he doesnt he's nakli....

dont think i'm on dope...
i wash my hands with soap...
but its late and i'm drousy...
Man...Heyy Babyy was lousy...

A Beginning...

Had to stare at the screen for a long time...but still couldn't find anything i wanna say or express that is unique...so am just gonna start with a few words...they might define me...or maybe not...or maybe they will... or maybe not....
My List Of Words:

Confused...Misused...Dull...Bright...Tall...Short...Friendly...Loner...Confident...Nervous...
Humble...Musical...Logical...Mystical
Maybe words that define me...or maybe just words....

I once forgot the word Contradict...Felt Bad...In the words of the narrator from the movie Fight Club...felt like the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't...

Days go by and Still it hurt...Still Couldn't remember it...Finally got it after a week or so...

Then I once forgot the word Profanity

Pathetic... Is It???

Then again no one's perfect....

I do play the occasional guitar..I do watch the occasional good movie...I do Listen To lots of music...I do Love all my friends...and i do love My Solan...

So maybe this is what this blog is gonna be about...
Guitar
Movies
Music
Friends
Solan
And of course me...
Coz i am a mindless self indulgent...

Still people who know me would also know...Chacha Chaudhary Ka Dimaag Computer Se Bhi Tez Chalta Hai...

I say...go crazy...Maybe i should add Crazy To my list of words...
HAbabababaalabAA