Sleep Facts

Its really rare when I find myself sound asleep...

I actually dont know anyone who considers himself or herself a sound sleeper...Coz the way I see it a sound sleeper is one who keeps on sleeping come what may...And everyone i know can be awakened by say...a linkin park song, or a nokia 1100 ringtone, or even a not so loud shout...

Therefore a sound sleeper is one who cannot be woken up by any sound...hence..."A Sound Sleeper"...

Me, my morning sleep is usually cut short by a Prabhaat Fairy...which chooses to be the loudest when it passes under my balcony...Or sometimes by dreams of furry snakes...And when i mean furry, i mean werewolf furry...Think about it...Furry snakes, slithering all around...that'll cause you to wake up...

You think i'll be worried...dreaming about furry snakes more than once...But what i heard is that snakes are a sign of virility. Although in some other cultures...it is sign that ur going INSANE...
I think i'd prefer the first one...

Getting back to the topic at hand..
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So I think that sound sleeping is kind of like god's way of tellin u...You can have a sound sleep or you can wake up in case someone breaks into ur house, or incase there's an earthquake ...Because...if linkin park doesnt wake u nothing will...

Therefore...God gives us Chester Bennington...Or closer to home, Anu Malikk...Or those doorbells that go..doodoodoodooodooodooodoooodooo!!!

So that we can practice being Unsound sleepers...

Moving on...Updates for all popular shows...
Kasauti Zindagi Ke...being taken off air
Full fledged war on Kasturi between Kasturi and Robbie over Raunak...
PS...who names their kid Robbie??? Not even a full name like robin or robbieshwar...But Robbie

While we're on the topic, Who names their son Ajgar Jurraat?(Movie Vishwatma)...Or who names his kid Mogambo...Or even better Shaakaal???

Another thing I dont get is...
Why Christian families in movies always have bad Hindi???They might have a Sucky English but they speak broken Hindi...They dont speak Spanish or Italian or dogri...

So simply put..they dont know any language...they just pop out from under the water...and say stuff like..." God aisa kyun Kiya" or "Gunda ke maafik kyun dekhta Man"

That's just crazy...

Anyways back to TV shows...
Yes my bet is on the great Khali to defeat batista at Summer slam...

So to recall everything...
I am not a sound sleeper
I Have strong Libido
Bad news for kasauti fans
Bollywood Christians dont know any language
And the great khali rocks
basically craziness continues