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Saturday, September 13, 2008

16.67% MBA aka Freedom of Speech


People who've been eagerly waitin for bhaizee...are gonna have to wait...I need to complain first...

I am home right now...I'll be back in college tommorow...And it sucks...

So I'm here playing Hallelujah (the Jeff Buckley version) on my acoustic guitar that is just" a few dino ka mehmaan"...

feelin kinda pissed...

After so much hard work (ahemm) due to some stupid-ass guy or girl, who couldn't keep their thingies in their pants, I'm gonna have to take the stats test again...I mean not just me, around 50 other people in my class are gonna have to take it as well...

But why god, why???

And you tattle tail....whoever you are...If I had to play a song for you, It would probably be Kurt Angle's (from WWE) theme with the "You Suck" in between, And for your information...You do suck...Giant, Salty Donkey Balls....
:P

So here' a poem dedicated to that giant butthole, I affectionately call tattle tail-the shikaayati tattu....



YOU SUCK


In the morning, you suck
In the evening, you suck
At night you suck
You must be a sucker

You ratted on us all
from grace, did you fall
you're shit to us all
You must be a sucker

Not once did you think
How badly you stink
you stink you stink
You stinker you sucker

We'll move past this setback
reading peter drucker
But You wont be forgotten
You big BIG sucker...



But hey...
that's just my opinion
You all might love the tattle tail coz he did it for the" greater Good"

Other than that I kinda had a pretty normal first trimester here at BIMTECH...
If they ask for ideas for college T-Shirts, you know some kind of a tag line, I have a great one

"BIMTECH- here sleeping is overrated, So are our placements!!!"

On the positive side I have made quite a few good friends...But then i'm always known to have had a Magnetic personality...And my friends "You all do indeed ROCK"

Love You all
Peace...

Songs I Love Today:

Love Reign O'er Me - The Who
I Will Survive - Cake
What I want - Daughtry Feat Slash
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Nightrain - Guns N Roses

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Seksual Connotations....


Sorry for postin' after such a long time...
Its been quite a revelation these few months...I took the dreaded CAT...and am finally on road to bein an MBA...
Phew...

Anywhoo....

Being short of current happenings...The best thing I can give u guys is another poem...
(For People Who are not familiar with my brand of poetry, It is a take on all pretentious poets out there.... Yeah...I am Watchin U)

I saw an ape
He was eating a grape
the grape was sour(saar)
he threw it on a car

The car swerved
and hit a curve
Andy roddick's cool
and he's got an awesome serve


But Indian's arent gay
june comes before may
May is swell

My laptop is by dell


Dell is cheap

Thom Yorke sings creep
So does Cartman
he also frequently farts man


But that isn't an issue

You won't need a tissue
Coz this poem is happy

Popeye's dad is called pappy

Pappy is pappy
Ab bachche....Nappy mein bhi Happy...
My Mba is form Bimtech
and Bimtech is Crappy...


Phew....