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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Seksual Connotations....


Sorry for postin' after such a long time...
Its been quite a revelation these few months...I took the dreaded CAT...and am finally on road to bein an MBA...
Phew...

Anywhoo....

Being short of current happenings...The best thing I can give u guys is another poem...
(For People Who are not familiar with my brand of poetry, It is a take on all pretentious poets out there.... Yeah...I am Watchin U)

I saw an ape
He was eating a grape
the grape was sour(saar)
he threw it on a car

The car swerved
and hit a curve
Andy roddick's cool
and he's got an awesome serve


But Indian's arent gay
june comes before may
May is swell

My laptop is by dell


Dell is cheap

Thom Yorke sings creep
So does Cartman
he also frequently farts man


But that isn't an issue

You won't need a tissue
Coz this poem is happy

Popeye's dad is called pappy

Pappy is pappy
Ab bachche....Nappy mein bhi Happy...
My Mba is form Bimtech
and Bimtech is Crappy...


Phew....

11 comments:

Chronus Ess said...

tu ni sudhrega..
and MBA is by bimtech?
saaale
haraamkhor
chandigarh aaja!

stringbangerfromupnorth said...

Please help me comprehend this - way too abstract. But nice work with the rhymes nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Wat the crap.. but crap in not a crap cause it doesnt crap, so in shot, crap is not a crap and this poem in not a crap. Rock on..
\m/_
But man, you are on the stairway to Poetry.

Unknown said...

wah wah wah....IT SEEMS MBA IS DOING A LOT TO YOU..
may god bless u for the future..and us to..coz i think therz more to cum in ur poetry section ;)
still good work man..

tapu said...

vaaah...gud 1..nice..!!

Bharat said...

thanks....y'all
all of u star in my next poem...
titled Bhaizeeee

Unknown said...

jesus fuking christ on rubber crutches.
this shit is the mad note

Unknown said...

matlab kuch bhi haaan...kuch bhi...!!!!! tu nahi manta oye..!!!lekin mast tha..thoda samajh to aya unlike anupam's(no offence)..!!!hehe..

Namrata said...

BIMTECH is crappy... now I too am happy :P

btw, director sir was asking about some good blog links.. i guess, yours can be forwarded to him.. what do you think??

- Namrata

Bhuwan Gupta said...

Phew.....thats what it deserves u crappy

Unknown said...

OMG i hav never seen a poet in u ;-)
it was awesome.....
i'll definitely wait for ur next poem... ;-)