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Saturday, September 13, 2008

16.67% MBA aka Freedom of Speech


People who've been eagerly waitin for bhaizee...are gonna have to wait...I need to complain first...

I am home right now...I'll be back in college tommorow...And it sucks...

So I'm here playing Hallelujah (the Jeff Buckley version) on my acoustic guitar that is just" a few dino ka mehmaan"...

feelin kinda pissed...

After so much hard work (ahemm) due to some stupid-ass guy or girl, who couldn't keep their thingies in their pants, I'm gonna have to take the stats test again...I mean not just me, around 50 other people in my class are gonna have to take it as well...

But why god, why???

And you tattle tail....whoever you are...If I had to play a song for you, It would probably be Kurt Angle's (from WWE) theme with the "You Suck" in between, And for your information...You do suck...Giant, Salty Donkey Balls....
:P

So here' a poem dedicated to that giant butthole, I affectionately call tattle tail-the shikaayati tattu....



YOU SUCK


In the morning, you suck
In the evening, you suck
At night you suck
You must be a sucker

You ratted on us all
from grace, did you fall
you're shit to us all
You must be a sucker

Not once did you think
How badly you stink
you stink you stink
You stinker you sucker

We'll move past this setback
reading peter drucker
But You wont be forgotten
You big BIG sucker...



But hey...
that's just my opinion
You all might love the tattle tail coz he did it for the" greater Good"

Other than that I kinda had a pretty normal first trimester here at BIMTECH...
If they ask for ideas for college T-Shirts, you know some kind of a tag line, I have a great one

"BIMTECH- here sleeping is overrated, So are our placements!!!"

On the positive side I have made quite a few good friends...But then i'm always known to have had a Magnetic personality...And my friends "You all do indeed ROCK"

Love You all
Peace...

Songs I Love Today:

Love Reign O'er Me - The Who
I Will Survive - Cake
What I want - Daughtry Feat Slash
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Nightrain - Guns N Roses

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Neat. Pretty neat.

Namrata said...

dude.. I agree with you on this stats thing :(

neways.. we will score in stats better this time, hopefully!

and you have a magnetic personality?? Oh really? :)

- Namrata

Chronus Ess said...

bitch aake bajj.

thodi si fati to gaana likh daala.
hahaha fattu..
banga fattu banga fattu

On a more seriously ewww note, giant salty donkey balls sounds like a recipe.
Thank God it's NOT Friday!

Anonymous said...

Well i'm as usual a fan of ur poetry.. Am nt related to this particular one bt who cares.. Its from our Sailesh.. Rock on bhai...
Waiting to see some more wierd yet ecstatic poems from ya.

paras...

Nish said...

the long and short of it 'life sucks' and even so for the sucker who ratted.but aren't you making the sucker immortal?

Bharat said...

This actually makes the sucker know he is and forever will be THE SUCKER

Bhuwan Gupta said...

u getting better with every poem